* This is what we've been told over the years:
* Real Chicagoans do not put ketchup on a hot dog
* Real baseball fans do not put ketchup on a hot dog
* Mustard on hot dog-- YES!Ketchup on hot dog-- NO!
* Implication #1: It's an ignorant thing to do!
* Implication #2: It's a sissy thing to do!