PEDs

Performance Enhancing Drugs

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  • PEDs enable you to perform better! That's why you use them!
  • Steroids! Human Growth Hormones! Drugs with cool names!
  • Take them orally, as pills, or inject them, via needle!
  • Build big muscles, increase strength, get a great physique!
  • Harness all that new power to hit the ball further. . .
        or throw it harder, and faster! !

    • Possible effects (positive) of PED usage: More home runs for batters,
    more strikeouts for pitchers and more dollars in their contracts

    Possible effects (negative) of PED usage:

  • Head growth-- will require wearing a larger hat size
  • Testicular atrophy -- you can guess what that means!

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